It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
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