is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I deserve this hangover.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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