And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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