Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
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