spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
Randomize
