Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
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