Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
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