Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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