I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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