he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
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Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
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