So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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