can u get pink eye on your cock?
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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