is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
