shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
3pm strippers are depressing
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
My breasts were aching with rage.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
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