i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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