I seem to have left my pride at pride
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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