i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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