i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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