# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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