question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
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