How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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