Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Randomize
