I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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