I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
