the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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