ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
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