if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Help me help you realize you are a moron
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
Randomize
