i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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