We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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