Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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