Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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