her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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