Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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