There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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