Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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