wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Randomize
