I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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