Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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