i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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