Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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