capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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