I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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