FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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