I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
Quick, to the slutcave!
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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