Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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