Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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