I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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