Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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