Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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