quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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