And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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